Netizens rank the ten most unpalatable vegetables, and the number one is...

Number one, bitter melon, reigning supreme over all

They say a melon twisted off the vine is never sweet

You probably just twisted it too hard

Number two: fish mint, firmly holding its throne

Even though you're a quality medicinal herb

But I'm perfectly healthy, I don't take medicine

Number three: cilantro, bristling with rage

Boss, bring me a bowl of beef soup

No cilantro

Number four: carrot, feeling wronged

Bunnies love eating carrots

I love eating bunnies

Number five: celery, rolls on by without a word

They say the sound of breaking bones in movies

Is made using celery

Number six: garland chrysanthemum, laughing until green in the face

I heard you used to be the emperor's vegetable

Come, serve me two liang

Number seven: garlic chives, sworn enemies

Honestly, if you don't order garlic chives at a barbecue

Then it doesn't count as a barbecue

Number eight: onion, who can compete

If you're willing to peel open your heart layer by layer

You'll find

You're missing a piece of your heart

Number nine: green pepper, spitting blood with rage

Day after day, the green waits for the misty rain

And I'm waiting for you

You ask me why I'm waiting for you

To make you cry from the spiciness

Number ten: rapeseed, already purple in the face

Jackie Chan: five mu of good farmland, oh, rapeseed flowers

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The most most most most most unacceptable thing

Is cilantro

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