These days, farming is all about accumulated experience.

These days, it is all about experience. A group of robbers in Guangdong said a famous line while robbing a bank: "Nobody move! The money belongs to the state, your life belongs to you!" Everyone lay down without a word. The robber glanced at the cashier lady lying on the table with her limbs sprawled out and said: "Please lie down more decently! This is a robbery for money, not for lust!" After the robbers returned, one of the newly arrived robber with a master's degree said, Boss, let's quickly count how much we robbed. The old robber (elementary school education) said: "Are you stupid? With so much, how long would you have to count? Won't we know tonight by watching the news?" ----This is called work experience. These days, work experience is more important than educational credentials! After the robbers left, the bank president said, report to the police quickly! Just as the department head was about to leave, the bank president hurriedly said: "Wait! Add the five million we privately embezzled last time too!" The department head said: "It would be great if the robbers came to rob once every month." Work is very dull, happiness is the most important thing! The next day, the news broadcast reported that the bank had been robbed of one hundred million, while the robbers counted over and over and found only twenty million. The boss cursed: "Damn it, I risked my life and only robbed twenty million, while the bank president made eighty million with a flick of his fingers. It seems these days you still have to study!" After seeing the news broadcast, the bank president said excitedly to the department head: Damn it, finally through the robbers we filled the hole from buying PetroChina stocks. After filling the hole, there were still 40 million extra. The bank president said to the department head: Hurry and withdraw this 40 million to buy pork, pork is expected to rise. Enter my shop, white fungus, lion's mane mushroom, and bamboo fungus buy one get one free!! http://www.hmlan.com/auction/auction_item_201171122036265.htm