An introduction to the method of giving dairy cows foot massages

By Weige & Congge

Yesterday afternoon, while we were happily enjoying a foot massage, we suddenly got a bunch of calls from friends asking:

"Can milk actually be drunk or not?"

"Of course milk can be drunk. Do you want to drink parathion instead!"

"But Business Weekly says milk contains antidepressants, contraceptives, plasticizers, and even painkillers......."

"If you believe Business Weekly's report, then you should drink milk as if it were water every day. Not only can it fight depression, it can also prevent pregnancy, and it can cure headaches at the same time!"

"You heartless jerk, why don't you just go do push-ups in Gambia!"

".................................."

Having our massage interrupted already put us in a really foul mood. Business Weekly pulling this kind of stunt forced us to run to a convenience store and spend 99 yuan on the current issue just to take a look.

Image credits

Dairy cow: http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8376/8482793350_01c60e044b_o.jpg

Instant noodles: http://3.blog.xuite.net/3/3/d/d/16548985/blog_851994/txt/18240553/0.jpg

Fried rice: http://pic.pimg.tw/sharol/1339126056-3971827697.jpg