What is the deal with the legendary hormone pineapple?

http://ppt.cc/huKo , CTS News, O-Bei-Lai report. (Little punk, already took the news down.)

I have no idea where to buy hormone pineapple, but I am willing to pay a reporter a high price for it, one flat price, one million per fruit, or I will even offer myself in marriage, where does this kind of thing even come from, I have spent more than three years in daily contact with pineapple, I have never heard of such a thing, is it just made up or is it a new variety.

If a growth hormone injection makes them bigger, heavier and sweeter, such a great thing, how much does one dose cost, farmers should be making a fortune, otherwise how could they afford it, I even want to inject it into myself, to see if I can break past 160 and get a little taller, and by the way cure my own smart mouth, and then eating it also affects hormones and causes early puberty, what kind of nonsense is this, then should I eat even more, I am almost thirty years old, still cannot really grow a beard, and because I suffer from congenital height deficiency syndrome, I am often asked by the auntie at the breakfast shop why I am not at school, it is very troubling!!

On the contrary, it is this kind of reporter who is the rat dropping that ruins the entire media industry. Do you know how many pineapple farmers' livelihoods may be affected by untrue and overly exaggerated reports.

Amitabha, speak good words, do good deeds, is hell really that fun? I truly do not understand. This great reporter from CTS, surnamed Zong and named He, if you have the guts then sign your name!! Taiwan's agricultural environment is already very bad, why rub salt in the wound like this.

Please, everyone, share this information more, pass on the correct concept, otherwise social panic will only make origin prices keep falling, but what is very interesting is that the market retail price may not change, do not ask me why, because it is very scary, you know der~ love!

Finally, do not ask me where to buy delicious and safe pineapple, just buy it directly from me!!!