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Why is it said that men are truly a magical species?

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A few days ago, the doctor suddenly had a nosebleed. He pulled his girlfriend over and said anxiously: "I might have a terminal illness and won't be able to stay with you for a lifetime..." Later, Nini dragged him to the infirmary, and it turned out it was just from eating too many oranges and getting heaty. That's right, we...

A few days ago, the doctor suddenly had a nosebleed

He pulled his girlfriend over and said anxiously:

"I might have a terminal illness

and won't be able to stay with you for a lifetime..."

Later, Nini dragged him to the infirmary, and it turned out

it was just from eating too many oranges and getting heaty

That's right, we grown men

are just that afraid of dying

If something small happens by accident

to us, it feels like the end of the world

@Spanish Pie

My dad had minor surgery on his lungs. When I went, he was on a ventilator, barely breathing, and my tears started falling. Later, the doctor told me he had insisted on inhaling oxygen himself.

@Poviiivto

My partner doesn't let me touch him in winter because he's afraid of static electricity. If he gets shocked by accident, he gets angry.

@ChinaberryLJ

My dad had kidney stones and was going to the hospital to have them removed. While waiting in line, he posted a selfie on Moments with the caption: "Remember this man"

There was nothing wrong at all

yet we manage to imagine a whole bunch of problems out of thin air

@Shorty

There was a male classmate. Not long after the freshman military training, he had a fever. He took some medicine in the dorm and sweated it out under the covers. When he woke up from a nap, he found his whole body was green. He was so panicked he cried, thinking he had been poisoned. Later, it turned out the school-issued bedsheet had just faded...

@Bayi the Great Great Great Lord

Once I was sweating a lot, and the sweat in my butt crack was so slippery that I thought I was bleeding. My legs went weak, until I went to the bathroom and found out it was sweat.

@Edward

A male colleague in our department bit his tongue while eating dog meat and went to get a rabies vaccine.

@As if, I'm super super skinny

One day my boyfriend came running over and told me: his urine was red, and he wanted to say his last words to me and break up, so I wouldn't become a widow. Hehe, he had eaten two red-fleshed dragon fruits

Sometimes, men are afraid of pain from injections

and are not as brave as girls

When an emergency happens

men are the first to lose their composure

@Yunmo Baibaibai

When I was very little, our family still used an electric stove. The blanket caught fire by accident. My dad just stood there stamping his feet, saying what do we do, what do we do, while my mom threw a basin of water on it

People say women are melodramatic

but

many men, when they have a fever, a cold, or an injury

are! even! more! melodramatic! than! women!

@chengruoxue5_J7

My husband was bitten painfully by the little toy poodle I raise. There was a small red tooth mark. At 11 p.m. he insisted on going to the CDC for a vaccine. When we got to the CDC and woke up the doctor on duty, the tooth mark had faded on its own, and not a trace could be found. I was simply

It really was

A good thing you brought him in so promptly

If you had come any later

the patient's wound would have healed

emmmm...

If men are melodramatic in daily life, they get called weird

So when they get the chance while sick, of course they have to be melodramatic for a bit?

Who isn't a little princess, right?

Hmph~

#Is the one in your family also this "afraid of dying"?#

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