Rural people like this, and every sentence is a classic
Pig Farm Power Network, WeChat ID: powerpigs
Source: Delicious Angel

1. We just got to eat meat, and now you are eating vegetables again.
2. We just got married, and now you are single again.
3. We just saved a little money, and now you have started buying insurance.
4. We migrant workers can only go home once during Spring Festival, and now you have started traveling during holidays.
5. We just got to rest a bit without wiping sweat, and now you go to gyms and saunas to sweat.
6. We just learned to date in movie theaters, and now you have switched to online dating.
7. We just got enough to eat and wear, and now you have started losing weight.
8. We just changed the outhouse into a toilet, and now you have renamed the toilet a bathroom.
9. We all want to run to the city, and you have come to the countryside to build resorts.
10. We just killed the bugs on the greens, and now you love eating greens that bugs have nibbled on.
11. We just threw away torn pants, and now you have started cutting holes in your pants.
12. We just got to ride the bus, and now you drive your own cars for a spin.
13. We just started learning to play mahjong, and now you have started betting on ball games.
14. We just had a little money to buy pajamas, and now you have switched to sleeping naked.
15. We just got to eat meat, and now you are eating the wild vegetables that rural people feed to pigs.