Grow succulents into stunning specimens - take a look and you'll love them too

A true succulent superfan has seen more succulents than pork eaten. But not until seeing these bizarre succulent spirits below did I realize just how little I knew! They really do grow in every shape imaginable. A gentle reminder: some of the images below may cause discomfort, so friends with a low tolerance should click with caution!
1. Silkworm pupa spirit
The editor nearly gagged at first glance - what kind of person with such bizarre taste would grow this succulent!
2. Flat peach spirit
Still shaken, I quickly ate a flat peach to calm my nerves.
3. Tadpole spirit
This thing went viral online, and it's said that anyone who knows what it looks like is quite dirty-minded.
4. Dolphin spirit
Finally one that's adorable - these little dolphins are super cute, right!
5. Wine glass spirit
Alone I drink and get drunk, drunk I pair the beauties up...... the editor just can't stop
6. Gem spirit
Round and plump like little green gemstones, looking both pretty and tasty.
7. Human spirit
Uh...... a hundred words of description omitted here......
8. Black Mountain Old Demon
King of all demons, it scared me silly. This isn't a succulent, it's a hairy one. I just want to ask, would seeing this thing in the middle of the night scare the crap out of you?
Do you feel like your eyes have been opened? By the way, if you had to grow one of these, which would you choose?