Succulent Disease Self-Check Guide: How Serious Is Your Succulent Condition?
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Once you fall into the succulent pit, it's as deep as the sea, and from then on your wallet is just a passerby.
Today the editor has listed several symptoms of coming down with the succulent-growing disease. Come and see which one you are!
01
Just fell into the pit, obsessed with identifying varieties
Start growing a few succulents
02
Addicted to the beauty of succulents
Start crazily cutting off your own hands
Offer up your monthly salary
Your wallet is empty every day
03
Cutting off your hands is no longer enough to satisfy you
Start researching how to grow succulents well
Crazily follow succulent news
Must read succulent official accounts every day
04
Start huffing and puffing while buying soil and grit
Your family asks what you bought such a big bag of
Sorry, I bought soil
Are you crazy???
05
Set aside a special place for succulents
Store soil and grit, stockpile pots
06
Shade the succulents in summer
Keep the succulents warm in winter
Use every method there is!
When it rains, the first thing you think of is the succulents
Then immediately go deal with the succulents, then go collect rainwater
The succulents have been upgraded to biological children
When you go out for something, the first thing you do when you get back is check the succulents!
07
Whoever touches my succulents, I'll fight them to the death!!!
Crazily recommend succulents to friends
Try to pull friends into the pit
08
Growing succulents is no longer enough to satisfy you
Start obsessing over leaf cuttings and sowing
09
The hot pace of summer
Still cannot block my mood for growing succulents
Fall into other succulent pits and keep eating dirt
Haworthia, Lithops, Agave......
Whichever is expensive, that's the pit I jump into!
10
At home, besides succulents, there are still succulents
A mountain of succulents and a sea of succulents for a lifetime
Really want to try making a living from succulents
"I have a dream
It is to have a succulent greenhouse
And spend a lifetime with succulents
As a family heirloom
Succulents are so cute, spending a lifetime with them is no loss, hehehe
Come leave a comment and say which one you are!
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