These might just be the world's most devoted succulent lovers

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Editor's note:

They say succulent growers love their plants as if their lives depended on it, so today let's take a look at all the slightly crazy things people have done for their beloved succulents.

- Big Spender series -

Netizen Chen Yifan

A couple of years ago I was planning to buy a house in Chengdu, but I ended up spending all the money on succulents instead, about six or seven million yuan.

And then, oops, I accidentally built a greenhouse??

Netizen Wang Jiangyan

I want to buy a house, not for myself to live in

Of course it's for my beloved succulents~

Netizen A

A friend of mine is the craziest succulent grower I've ever seen, in a house of over 100 sq m,

That time she bought over a hundred flower pots to grow succulents!!!

Later I saw her post on WeChat Moments, she mixed over 100 kg of soil

The succulents she grows look like this~

- Public Display of Affection series -

Netizen Da Yao Shou

I know a lot of people definitely won't believe me when I say this, but I'm going to say it anyway.

My girlfriend only started dating me because she took a fancy to the succulents on my balcony, honestly.

My girlfriend isn't this one, by the way (photo from the internet)

This girl has good taste~

People who grow succulents are all wonderful.

Netizen A Xiu

I live on the ground floor and have a 50 sq m yard. The fence wasn't raised, the kind you can step right over. At first the several hundred pots of succulents in the yard were perfectly safe, but later, as succulents became popular, they started getting taken away pot and all. The ones I kept on the rockery by the fish pond got dug up too. It was so frustrating.

So my husband rented me a rooftop of over 100 sq m to grow succulents!

Other than envy, what else is there to say?

Before 520 even arrives, I've already had my fill of public displays of affection

- Succulents Are the Real Children series -

Netizen Xiaoxiao Mao

During winter break, to bring the succulents I kept in my dorm home, I carried a 24-inch suitcase in my left hand and a 20-inch one in my right, with a big backpack on my back.

And I held my bag of succulents in my teeth, yes, literally in my teeth! I took a Shanghai bus for half an hour, squeezed onto the subway for over 2 hours, and rode a long-distance bus for 3 hours to get home.

But that year there was a severe cold snap, and my succulents died at home!!!!

So what was the point of hauling them back over mountains and rivers?????

Netizen Tang Shuaishuai

I heard rainwater is great for succulents, and I live in an apartment building with no terrace. One night when it was pouring rain, I carried over 100 pots of succulents downstairs one by one to let them get rained on. I live on a high floor, and I ran back and forth to the community yard so many times, I got soaked to the bone, and my dog ran up and down with me and got soaked to the bone too... Only much later did I realize I could have just used a basin to catch rainwater and water them with it!!!

Oh my god, what did I do! Now my dog still has trauma and absolutely refuses to go outside when it rains.

Rainwater really does make succulents plump~

Netizen Tian Tian Xiang Shang de Mi Qi

I accidentally moved the pebbles in my wife's succulent pots and got slapped in the face, just for moving the pebbles! She even threatened to divorce me if I touched her succulents. It's just a succulent.

Deep (Xiào) Sym (Chū) Pa (Yǎn) Thy (Lèi)!

Netizen Nan Shan Yi Nan

I don't know if it's crazy or not,

My mother-in-law says I care more about my succulents than my own son.

Orange Monroe - my favorite variety

Netizen Serene

My mom insists I admit her succulents are cute

She occasionally sends me WeChat messages, just a photo of a succulent asking if it's cute

She puts her succulents on the balcony and then blames me when my laundry drips on them

She definitely thinks raising me is not as good as raising succulents now

Netizen Shen Hai Xing Xing

Not exactly crazy, and it's not just succulents

To let them fully bathe in rain and sunlight, we keep the windows open 365 days a year at home

If I can buy a house in the future, it must have a big terrace, for the succulents.

The ultimate succulent-growing tool - a big! ter! race!

Has everyone also done some unbelievable things for their succulents?

Hurry up and leave a comment to tell the editor~

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