Someone stir-fried succulents as a vegetable - is this person just completely crazy?

I remember when I first got into gardening, someone asked me: Do you grow succulents? I smiled and answered, my rural hometown used to raise pigs, and the pork was delicious, but the pork in the city isn't as good. What kind of meat is this "succulent" you're talking about?

But what I saw today really was stir-fried succulents with pork. I want to ask, can you really eat this?

Alright, let's talk about succulent care instead. These succulents taste terrible, so I think you should think it over carefully. Succulents have long been known as tough little cockroaches that are easy to grow. A single leaf can quickly propagate them, and well-grown succulents are not only beautiful but also quite pricey.

And to grow succulents well, it still comes down to just these few aspects.

Choose soil specifically for succulents

Succulents are different from other green plants. When growing succulents, you generally don't use garden soil. The more breathable, water-retentive and rich in organic minerals, the better, so adding some vermiculite or golden maifan stone and the like are all good materials for growing succulents.

Choose a dedicated succulent nutrient solution

Although succulents don't like fertilizer, they really do like organic nutrients such as minerals, amino acids and humic acid. That's because these nutrients can enhance the color of succulents, which is a great choice for experts. And for beginners, this kind of root-promoting fertilizer is enough to raise their care level by several notches.

Watering

The three major elements of watering, water control and sunlight can quickly turn a succulent into a strong old stump, and make it easy to color up. So here's the problem: how do you water it? We know that if water gets into the center, it easily turns to mush. But succulent pots are so small, you can't exactly water them with a straw.

Alright, succulents generally can't be eaten, so just look at them from a distance. With this kind of care, even ordinary varieties can become old stumps.