Why do fish blow bubbles? Take a look at this corny joke

On such a hot day, let me tell you a few corny jokes to cool down and beat the heat

Xiaoming:Why is the ocean blue?

Xiaohong:Because fish blow bubbles

Xiaoming:Why?

Xiaohong:Because blue blue (blue)

One day, Zhang San was fishing by the river, and just then Li Si rode past on horseback behind him. At that moment a fish took the hook, and Zhang San excitedly pulled up the fishing rod and shouted:

"Fish.........finally took the hook"!

Li Si fell off his horse! He walked over furiously and said loudly: "Why did you make my horse stop? Don't you know I'm in a hurry?"

Xiaoming caught a fish by the river.

Xiaoming said:"I'm going to eat you"!

The fish said:"No, can you let me go?"

Xiaoming said:"Fine, then I'll ask you a question. Answer correctly and I'll let you go."

The little fish said:"Okay, ask me, ask me, ask me, ask me, ask me!"

So Xiaoming grilled the little fish

Yezi:Boss Yu, the wall in our living room seems a bit too white!

Boss Yu:I think so too!

Yezi:Then let's do a hand-painted wall???

Boss Yu:Mm... that works too! Then let's find someone to paint it!

Yezi:Then what should we paint? I think lotus leaves! A pond! ... (Yezi likes something a bit more classical)

Boss Yu rolled his eyes at Yezi! And said one word: "So tacky!"

Yezi:Then you tell me, what do you say we paint?

Boss Yu:............I think painting Ultraman is better! Or painting aliens attacking Earth! Good idea, right?

Yezi:…………

The little fish asked the big fish: "Mom, they say our fish memory only lasts 7 seconds?" The big fish said: "What did you just say?" The little fish said: "What." The big fish said: "What are you doing?" The little fish said: "What's wrong?"....... (Then how does the little fish remember its mom, and the big fish remember its child?)

Today a zoologist came to the school to give a lecture. When asked why he had only one leg, he said: "Back then, to prove that fish memory only lasts 7 seconds, I used a stick to hit a big fish on the head, but it didn't run far. I guessed it would forget after 7 seconds, but it didn't, and it even attacked my left leg."

"So you paid a heavy price for science, proving that some fish don't only have 7 seconds of memory?"

"No, I proved that crocodiles aren't fish."

The big fish wants to eat the little fish,

The little fish runs desperately,

The big fish chases like crazy,

The little fish screams for help,

The big fish scolds: Little thing, you're a fish, not a person, how could you scream for help?

The little fish thinks: Right, how could I scream?

So then.........

.........stopped screaming

The cannibal chief asked his son: "Son, it's your birthday today, what do you want to eat?"

The son licked his lips and said: "Daddy, I want to eat fish!"

The chief nodded dotingly, turned and instructed the attendants to put all the Pisces people among the captured tourists into the pot. (Pisces takes a stray hit......)

Never get hung up on the logic of corny jokes, a laugh makes you ten years younger