Why is it said that men really are a magical species?

A few days ago, the doctor suddenly got a nosebleed

He pulled his girlfriend over and said anxiously:

"I might have a terminal illness

and won't be able to spend my whole life with you..."

Later, Nini dragged him to the infirmary, and it turned out

it was justfrom eating too many oranges and getting internal heat

Yep, we grown men

are just that afraid of dying

The slightest little thing goes wrong

and in our eyes, it's the end of the world

@Spanish Pie

My dad had minor surgery on his lungs. When I got there, he was on a ventilator, barely hanging on, and I was already in tears. Later the doctor told me he had insisted on the oxygen himself.

@Poviiivto

My boyfriend won't let me touch him in winter because he's afraid of static electricity. If he gets zapped by accident, he throws a fit.

@Chinaberry LJ

My dad was going to the hospital to get his kidney stones blasted, and while waiting in line he posted a selfie on Moments with the caption: "Remember this man"

When there's really nothing wrong

we somehow conjure up a whole bunch of things to worry about

@Shorty

There was a male classmate. Not long into the freshman military training, he got a fever, took some medicine in the dorm and sweated it out under the covers. When he woke up from a nap, he found his whole body had turned green. He was so panicked he cried, thinking he'd been poisoned. Later it turned out the school-issued duvet cover had just run dye...

@Bayi the Great Great Great Lord

Once I sweated a lot, and the crack of my butt was all sweaty and slippery. I thought I was bleeding, and my legs went weak. It wasn't until I went to the bathroom that I realized it was just sweat.

@Edward

A male colleague in our department bit his tongue while eating dog meat, and went to get a rabies vaccine.

@No way, I'm super super skinny

One day my boyfriend came running over and told me: his pee was red, he wanted to say his last words to me, break up, and not let me become a widow. Heh heh. He'd eaten two red-fleshed dragon fruits.

Sometimes, men are afraid of the pain of injections

even less brave than girls

When an emergency happens

men are the first to lose their cool

@Yunmo Bai Bai Bai

When I was very little, my family still used an electric stove. The quilt accidentally caught fire, and my dad just stood there stamping his feet, going "what do we do, what do we do," while my mom tossed a basin of water right onto it

People say women are melodramatic

But

a lot of men, when they have a fever, a cold, or an injury

are MORE! MELODRAMATIC! THAN! WOMEN!

@chengruoxue5_J7

My husband got a painful nip from the little toy poodle I keep, leaving a small red tooth mark. At eleven at night he insisted on going to the CDC for a vaccine. When we got to the CDC and woke up the doctor on duty, the tooth mark had faded on its own, not a trace left. I was just

It really is true

Good thing you brought him in so promptly

If you'd come any later

the patient's wound would have healed already

emmmm…

If men are melodramatic on ordinary days, they're called freaks

So when they catch an illness, of course they have to be melodramatic about it?

Like, isn't everyone a little princess or what?

Hmph~

#Is the man in your family also this "afraid of dying"?#

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